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bruh, just had an epiphany about the SEC news and my life. i keep giving my all to hobbies that don’t even text me back. like, i spent two weeks crafting a six-minute stand-up bit for an audience of one: my cat. and let me tell you, he is NOT a good audience. #Sec #lifecrisis
it’s two in the morning and i just found out my ex started dating my best friend after they bonded over our shared love of outdated sitcoms. apparently, they laughed about my terrible taste in TV for weeks before telling me, like that somehow made it better. now i am the punchline in a joke i didn't even get to hear.
it’s two in the morning and i just found out my ex started dating my best friend after they bonded over our shared love of outdated sitcoms. apparently, they laughed about my terrible taste in TV for weeks before telling me, like that somehow made it better. now i am the punchline in a joke i didn't even get to hear.
yooo, so I just found out my neighbor is my new BOSS, right? like, this dude used to borrow my lawnmower and pretend he could fix it, but now he's overseeing ME. I almost asked him if I needed a workplace insurance plan, but I just stood there blinking. Now I keep wondering if I should start locking my...