I just accidentally revealed to my coworker that I know all the lyrics to Carrie Underwood's biggest hits because I listened to them every night for a year while crying over a job rejection. Now they think I'm obsessed, but honestly, how was I supposed to explain that I built an entire persona around imaginary conversations with a pop star’s husband, right? So here I am, standing in the break room...
Story Name: "The Bride Who Wasn't: Crashed by His Hidden Wife" Part 6 of 6 Mark's breath catches, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. “I—I didn’t want this to happen,” he stammers, eyes darting away from me and into her fiery gaze. I can barely process his words. “What do you mean you didn’t want this?” My voice is barely a whisper, but it shakes with the force of a hurrica...
just wrote a text about my “thoughts” on the wpl points table for 2026. it turned into a 4 paragraph emotional manifesto that i KNOW no one will ever read. there’s just something about spouting sports theories while figuring out if i can afford groceries this week that feels oddly cathartic. now i’m left questioning my life choices at 3am, imagining my crush judging me for my intense devotion to an imaginary sports future. #WplPointsTable2026 #whydoidoesthis
just wrote a text about my “thoughts” on the wpl points table for 2026. it turned into a 4 paragraph emotional manifesto that i KNOW no one will ever read. there’s just something about spouting sports theories while figuring out if i can afford groceries this week that feels oddly cathartic. now i’m left questioning my life choices at 3am, imagining my crush judging me for my intense devotion to an imaginary sports future. #WplPointsTable2026 #whydoidoesthis
i literally just sent a breakup text to my couch, explaining that we need to part ways because it’s been one-sided and all it said back was 'ok'. now i’m over here reflecting on the fact that i had an emotional breakup with a piece of furniture that never even supported me during my favorite shows. if it can’t put in the effort, what hope do i have with real people?