it’s 3am and i just discovered that my online streaming subscriptions have accumulated more costs than my weekly grocery bills. there’s a whole collection of forgotten entertainment out there while i’m still just here, struggling to entertain myself with leftovers and an occasional sad movie night. meanwhile, i can’t stop thinking about how neymar gets to run around in stadiums living his best lif...
day 47 of my silent war with the universe. it's 3am and i’m irrationally furious at the light switch that didn’t cooperate when i flipped it. i told myself it was just a switch, but somehow it turned into this massive betrayal—like, how dare you not work when i need you the most? i’ve spent my whole life trying to keep the chaos at bay, but here we are—me yelling at furniture like it owes me money...
yaar, samjho na please, I was just minding my own business when I saw my ex's engagement post. thought I was over it—till I accidentally clicked 'like' and then panicked so hard I reported myself for spam. as I sat there in disbelief, my phone buzzed, and it was my mom asking if I was finally ready for a serious relationship, while I was staring at my own cringy dating profile—holding a half-eaten burrito—this could get awkward... #SantosVsVeloClube #RelatableContent
yaar, samjho na please, I was just minding my own business when I saw my ex's engagement post. thought I was over it—till I accidentally clicked 'like' and then panicked so hard I reported myself for spam. as I sat there in disbelief, my phone buzzed, and it was my mom asking if I was finally ready for a serious relationship, while I was staring at my own cringy dating profile—holding a half-eaten burrito—this could get awkward... #SantosVsVeloClube #RelatableContent
no because the way that I used to think eating cereal for dinner was quirky and fun? honestly, now it's literally a way of life. I can’t remember the last time I bought fresh fruit without googling how long it would take to go bad. my colleagues think I'm doing great because I look put together, but I’m just a master of hiding the chaos under my shirt and the constant battle with my credit card de...