do you ever just realize you’ve spent three months preparing for an online class that started LAST WEEK and now it’s too late to join because the textbook’s only available in another dimension? like, who knew quantum physics was a real subject and not just a plot line for a bad sci-fi movie? I shoulda checked my calendar instead of buying a new set of highlighters I still haven’t used.
i just discovered my friend group has a separate chat about which flowers would hypothetically go with my aesthetic if i ever decided to get into gardening — apparently, it’s lavender and daisies, and i’m just sitting here with my eyes closed imagining my beautiful cottagecore life while they don't realize i don’t even like dirt that much.
yooo, just realized I’ve been way too invested in this random couple’s struggles I found on a deep dive thread. like, I’ve mentally taken sides, suggested break-up timelines, and even ranked their mutual friends by who seems more supportive. bruh, I’m actually *creating* drama in my head, complete with a mood board of their “future” that literally does not involve me at all. now I’m questioning my life choices while wondering if I need a new hobby.
yooo, just realized I’ve been way too invested in this random couple’s struggles I found on a deep dive thread. like, I’ve mentally taken sides, suggested break-up timelines, and even ranked their mutual friends by who seems more supportive. bruh, I’m actually *creating* drama in my head, complete with a mood board of their “future” that literally does not involve me at all. now I’m questioning my life choices while wondering if I need a new hobby.
last night i couldn't stop thinking about how Taylor Swift's Eras Tour Film broke records while i was home alone trying to figure out if eating popcorn for dinner is a valid choice. sat there, debating my life choices, when i remembered my favorite song lyric. looked it up, only to realize my crush had liked it too, then i spiraled into wondering if they think about me like i think about them or i...