ever find yourself practicing how to react when you find out you’ve won a potato sack race that you literally never entered? honestly, I spent three hours imagining the victory speech I’d give while wearing a gold medal made of a kitchen utensil. my moment of glory is going to be ICONIC, even if the only people there are my cats.
if you are navigating a tough season right now, know that you are not alone. every challenge you face is an opportunity to grow, even if it feels overwhelming. take a deep breath and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Hope #YouAreNotAlone
bruh, my friend group just pulled a “Shark Tank India Season Five Judges” on me. I thought I was getting a solid investment in loyalty, but turns out I’m the impractical idea they refused to fund. Watching them argue like they’re pitching who gets my leftovers is the wildest betrayal ever. I keep thinking maybe I need to start my own show called “Shark Tanks of Misery” where I pitch my tragic life as an investment. #SharkTankIndiaSeason5Judges #FriendshipDrama
bruh, my friend group just pulled a “Shark Tank India Season Five Judges” on me. I thought I was getting a solid investment in loyalty, but turns out I’m the impractical idea they refused to fund. Watching them argue like they’re pitching who gets my leftovers is the wildest betrayal ever. I keep thinking maybe I need to start my own show called “Shark Tanks of Misery” where I pitch my tragic life as an investment. #SharkTankIndiaSeason5Judges #FriendshipDrama
last night, I accidentally said "thank you" to a friend who professed their love for me — it felt like the world's worst acceptance speech, but all I could think about was how i might have offended them like Bhavana Pandey when Chunky forgets anniversaries. I thought we had that same love language — completely missing the gift that keeps on giving... awkward silence. now I’m just waiting for the m...