just realized i spent the whole day imagining how a conversation about avocados could go down. like, i’m literally picturing myself at the grocery store, and someone says, “these avocados look ripe.” then i spiral into a full-blown argument about whether ripe means ready-to-eat or just perfectly firm. like, am i really gonna debate avocados at the checkout line? i mean, who even am i? #everydaycha...
it's not that i care that much about new movies, it's just that i threw a screening party for 'Wuthering Heights' and ended up crying while explaining the plot like it was my personal love story. all my friends looked at me like they were witnessing a mid-life crisis, while i sat there thinking, ‘shouldn’t HEATHCLIFF be texting me instead?’ it turns out living in my head isn’t quite as cool when t...
no because watching the All Star Game makes me think of all the champions in my life. you know, the friends who seem to effortlessly secure houses and shiny cars while I struggle to secure an appointment with a dentist. why do I feel like I’m still trying to find the end zone while they are out there scoring three pointers? i practiced my victory dance for years—when does it finally get to be my turn? #AllStarGame #FeelingLeftBehind
no because watching the All Star Game makes me think of all the champions in my life. you know, the friends who seem to effortlessly secure houses and shiny cars while I struggle to secure an appointment with a dentist. why do I feel like I’m still trying to find the end zone while they are out there scoring three pointers? i practiced my victory dance for years—when does it finally get to be my turn? #AllStarGame #FeelingLeftBehind
have you ever found yourself clinging to a stranger's life like it matters? i spent hours following the details of someone else's day, convinced we had a connection. why do i wave at the screen, waiting for a response that will never come? it’s like shouting into the void, realizing you care more than they ever will.