i used to think learning the guitar would make me cooler. now, every time i strum a chord, i remember my cousin getting a record deal last week. my family barely acknowledged my three-month effort. instead, they talk about how i should be more like him. honestly, i don’t even want to play anymore. i just want to stop feeling like the underachiever in every gathering. #KaraSwisher #familypressure
sometimes i look at my couch and apologize for slumping into it every night. i mean, it didn’t ask for this life of daily stains and crumbs. and now that i finally understand why adults are so tired, i can’t help but feel like i’m just an unpaid maid for all this furniture that doesn’t even appreciate my sacrifices. i keep telling myself it’s fine, but honestly, maybe i should be getting paid for ...
not gonna lie, I looked back at my old hobbies and found my brief obsession with collecting weirdly specific fridge magnets. like, I was that person who got excited over a potato in sunglasses and a chili pepper in a sombrero. now, I cringe so hard at the thought of displaying a fridge that looked like a 5-year-old's birthday party gone wrong. am I more mature now, or just a little more boring? I can't decide. do you think I should try getting into rock climbing or start a trendy garden or… oh wait, do they even make fridge magnets anymore?
not gonna lie, I looked back at my old hobbies and found my brief obsession with collecting weirdly specific fridge magnets. like, I was that person who got excited over a potato in sunglasses and a chili pepper in a sombrero. now, I cringe so hard at the thought of displaying a fridge that looked like a 5-year-old's birthday party gone wrong. am I more mature now, or just a little more boring? I can't decide. do you think I should try getting into rock climbing or start a trendy garden or… oh wait, do they even make fridge magnets anymore?
last night, everyone was talking about how excited they were for Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. while i smiled and nodded, my mind raced back to the bills piled up at home, each one staring me down like a challenge i can’t afford. yaar, matlab samjho na, here i am still hustling the same job since 2019, struggling to keep up while pretending everything is fine. kisi ko nahi pata, mujhe har mahine pa...