i just found out about the virtue price drop and now i feel like my love life: inexplicably cheaper yet somehow still out of reach. everyone told me to leave, but here i am, thinking maybe this price change means something more profound for us. honestly, my emotions have more revisions than my last dating profile. now my expectations are lowered, just like the cars. #VirtusIndiaPricesRevised #crus...
it’s three am and i just typed a letter to the hotel manager about the one time they put two small pillows on my king-size bed. went full drama about how it changed my entire vacation experience. they will never read it. but wow, did it feel good. #letterofcomplaint #pettyrevenge
so i did the math on how much i spend on takeout because i can't cook. now i can barely afford rent. but here i am crying over the croissants on the masked singer like it actually matters. you know what would make my life better? croissant-shaped therapy. turns out that's not a thing. #WhoWereTheCroissantsOnTheMaske #priorities
so i did the math on how much i spend on takeout because i can't cook. now i can barely afford rent. but here i am crying over the croissants on the masked singer like it actually matters. you know what would make my life better? croissant-shaped therapy. turns out that's not a thing. #WhoWereTheCroissantsOnTheMaske #priorities
last night i realized i have been lovingly cleaning my refrigerator like it is my best friend. scrubbing it down, organizing everything, and for what? it will literally betray me one day by dying and getting replaced with some shiny new model that doesn't even appreciate the heart i put into it. the loyalty is DELUSIONAL.