not gonna lie, when i heard about the india vs usa u19 cricket match, i started practicing my excited reaction to winning news that hasn’t happened yet, even though my life is just me struggling with rent and counting snacks as a food group. like, i found myself imagining how i would high-five the barista when india scored a goal—totally unrealistic since they don’t even know my name. but hey, at ...
literally just found out my great-uncle invented the snow squall. so that explains my obsession with dramatic weather events. it all makes sense now. my therapist might need to consider my lifelong fear of gentle rain as some family trauma. picture me wearing a raincoat in a blizzard. if only i could get paid for this therapy… wait, can i patent fear? #Snowsquall #FamilySecrets
day 17 of pretending to be a responsible adult and I just googled "how to sew a button" like it's a university course. why did I think my life skills could come from Youtube tutorials? my mom could have fixed this in 3 minutes with nothing but a needle, but here I am—buttons flying off my clothes like it’s an escape plan. send help, I just want to wear my favorite shirt.
day 17 of pretending to be a responsible adult and I just googled "how to sew a button" like it's a university course. why did I think my life skills could come from Youtube tutorials? my mom could have fixed this in 3 minutes with nothing but a needle, but here I am—buttons flying off my clothes like it’s an escape plan. send help, I just want to wear my favorite shirt.
not gonna lie, my mom asked when i’m having kids again, and i just awkwardly smiled while staring at my plants like they were the love of my life. honestly, between watching gold and silver rates skyrocket like my anxiety, i feel like i should just plant some metaphorical seeds instead of real ones. i might be better at nurturing houseplants than an actual relationship. #GoldSilverRate #AdultingFa...