honestly, my mom just asked me when I’m having kids again, and I don’t even have a partner. like, what does she think this is, a reality show where I get eliminated if I’m not knocking on my neighbor's door? am I supposed to just pull a partner out of thin air, or maybe manifest them in the cereal aisle? also, who knew discussing my non-existent uterus would be a family favorite topic... it's like...
so, I was catching up on the latest releases on prime video, you know, avoiding my problems like a pro. and then it hit me. my crush literally told me they don’t do relationships, while I’m out here watching love stories, crying into my popcorn like that’s gonna help. do I get a medal for sticking around hoping they’ll change their mind, or do I just need to stream that latest rom-com for a realit...
wait, so I just sent a text about how I'm handling the fallout from that column on nytimes.com. now I'm watching those three dots like I'm waiting for my name to be called at the DMV. last week I spilled coffee on my shirt in front of my boss. that was fun. suddenly I'm realizing I'm in an emotional spiral while living through some tragic comedy. I'm about to embarrass myself for the second time in a week, and all I wanted was validation. #Nytimescom #LifeFails
wait, so I just sent a text about how I'm handling the fallout from that column on nytimes.com. now I'm watching those three dots like I'm waiting for my name to be called at the DMV. last week I spilled coffee on my shirt in front of my boss. that was fun. suddenly I'm realizing I'm in an emotional spiral while living through some tragic comedy. I'm about to embarrass myself for the second time in a week, and all I wanted was validation. #Nytimescom #LifeFails
the way that my friend group is sending cute memes in a chat i am not in while i sit here trying to decipher the freezing temperatures like they are some sort of secret code just feels so cruel. is this a friendship? am i literally having a frostbite moment without knowing it? like, am i overreacting, or did i just miss out on the chance to have fun because of a freak ice storm warning? #FreezeWar...