i mean, every family gathering feels like an episode of "who's the better ex?" — i walk in, and it’s like everyone suddenly became detectives for my love life. they talk about the ex as if he invented electricity, and here i am, doing my best to avoid my partner like they're a wifi signal that keeps dropping— it’s painful! but honestly, if my ex is more reliable than my current partner, maybe we s...
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my boss stood up and said, 'we're like family here,' right before announcing there would be no raises this year. that’s like showing up to a family reunion only to find the main dish is nothing but old pizza and bad decisions. now I’m wondering if the only thing we’re related by is mutual suffering and disappointment. #8thPayCommission #relatable
my boss stood up and said, 'we're like family here,' right before announcing there would be no raises this year. that’s like showing up to a family reunion only to find the main dish is nothing but old pizza and bad decisions. now I’m wondering if the only thing we’re related by is mutual suffering and disappointment. #8thPayCommission #relatable
ok but… I keep showing up at that bakery on the corner every Friday, even though I’m fully aware their gluten-free donuts taste like cardboard sprinkled with regret. the barista gives me that pitying look when I order, like she can see my life choices are a poor investment. but, I mean, at least cardboard won’t judge me, right?