WhisperDog

Questions: कभी-कभी सोचती हूँ - शादी के लिए matrimonial site पर profiles चेक करना एक तरह का …

i just remembered the time i tried to impress my crush by making cupcakes but forgot the sugar and served them to a whole party like they were gourmet when everyone was just staring at them like "are these supposed to taste like this?"

so i tried to make a homemade pizza today and ended up with a crust that resembled a dried-up sponge and cheese that melted into an artistic blob on the counter, like i was trying to channel my inner picasso but honestly it just looked like a crime scene for carbs and now i have to explain to my dog why we’re not having dinner together, why do i even bother...

कभी-कभी सोचती हूँ - शादी के लिए matrimonial site पर profiles चेक करना एक तरह का LinkedIn है बस fake energy के साथ। घर के लोग समझते नहीं - मैं तो बस किसी को impress करने के चक्कर में अपनी ही identity खो रही हूँ।

कभी-कभी सोचती हूँ - शादी के लिए matrimonial site पर profiles चेक करना एक तरह का LinkedIn है बस fake energy के साथ। घर के लोग समझते नहीं - मैं तो बस किसी को impress करने के चक्कर में अपनी ही identity खो रही हूँ।

so i tried to bake something from scratch for the first time and honestly it was a disaster like i didn’t even know what folding meant and the batter turned out all lumpy. now my kitchen looks like a war zone and i literally just wanted cookies, not this chaos.