my side hustle started out as a fun way to pay for snacks. now, it’s my lifeline, covering everything while i pretend my main job isn’t slowly bleeding me dry. sometimes i laugh at my relatives, who think my life is a movie—every weekend there’s another “you’re doing so well” comment at family gatherings. meanwhile, i'm dodging creditors like they’re a game of dodgeball. who knew you could experie...
saw the news about the grand lotto and thought, great, more millionaires joining the party while I’m still here in the corner figuring out how to stretch my snack budget until the next grocery trip. my friends are buying houses and upgrading their cars, while I’m just trying to make my rent before the late fees hit. honestly, at this point, I'm questioning if I’m cursed or just living in a never-e...
yo, bruh, I spent last night planning a birthday party for my pet goldfish. Literally calculated the balloon costs while sitting on my floor eating cereal because it’s literally all I can afford. Meanwhile, my friends think I'm out here thriving, but I'm just over here looking at old memes instead of paying my bills. It’s like, I can literally throw a better party for my fish than for myself. #hidingstruggles #brokeandbrave
yo, bruh, I spent last night planning a birthday party for my pet goldfish. Literally calculated the balloon costs while sitting on my floor eating cereal because it’s literally all I can afford. Meanwhile, my friends think I'm out here thriving, but I'm just over here looking at old memes instead of paying my bills. It’s like, I can literally throw a better party for my fish than for myself. #hidingstruggles #brokeandbrave
ever caught yourself googling stuff your parents would totally know? like, i was desperately trying to find a good substitute for sumac, thinking maybe i could impress someone by cooking a fancy meal. meanwhile, i know my mom could whip that up while blindfolded and tossing spices like confetti. just waiting for the day when i can manifest a miracle dinner that doesn’t involve the phrase "order ta...