the way that i just bought a twelve-pack of artisan popcorn instead of, you know, groceries. i stood in the aisle justifying it because “what if the AI Revolution needs snacks?” like i’m gonna negotiate my salary with my boss over truffle-infused popcorn. and here i am, in my room full of brightly colored snack bags, waiting for my paycheck to come through while planning my “dream job” as a full-t...
wait—so Meta just dropped this new VR headset. I’m over here contemplating how it would literally make my life easier, yet I can’t even pick a lunch order without sweating. just imagine logging on to escape reality while simultaneously sitting in my funeral outfit, ready for any emotional fallout—who knew “comfort” came with such AUDACITY? I’ve been wearing all black for years now, but never thoug...
just found out about Meta's new VR headset. remembered my cousin saying she got lost in a virtual world for a week because she forgot how to take off the headset. now i realize, the problem might be... well, always my family gatherings being a total nightmare, so maybe i *should* have gone virtual. #MetasNewVrHeadsetTheFutureOfGa #familydysfunction
just found out about Meta's new VR headset. remembered my cousin saying she got lost in a virtual world for a week because she forgot how to take off the headset. now i realize, the problem might be... well, always my family gatherings being a total nightmare, so maybe i *should* have gone virtual. #MetasNewVrHeadsetTheFutureOfGa #familydysfunction
not gonna lie, my parents dropped by unannounced and were greeted by the sight of my “sustainable” apartment that looked more like a climate activist’s disaster zone. there were takeout containers piled higher than my actual hopes for my future. one even got stuck in my recycling bin. they stood there, eyes wide, while i tried to explain that the unwashed dishes were part of my personal mission to...