it's not that i'm bad at cooking... it's just that every time i try to make something simple, like pasta, it ends up tasting like regret and burnt dreams, and last night i somehow managed to steam my hoodie instead of the vegetables. now, i'm lying awake wondering if the universe is trying to tell me that my culinary skills are the reason we don’t have a Michelin star in the fridge.
the way that i have a whole playlist for my future kids, that i’ve literally never told anyone about. i can just picture their reactions when i blast these songs in the car. it's a mix of like, nursery rhymes and some random indie tracks that hit way too deep. part of me knows it's ridiculous, but it keeps me sane during these awkward moments with 'friends' i’ve never met. #daydreams #secretlife
day 12 of my new cooking obsession and it's not going as planned. first, I tried to make pasta from scratch. it turned into an unrecognizable gooey disaster that could probably be used as a weapon. then, I attempted a fancy soufflé that collapsed faster than my willpower when staring at dessert menus. now, I find out spicejet’s shares are fluctuating and I’m wondering if I’ll ever be able to fly somewhere to escape my burnt offerings. cooking was supposed to be my escape but now it feels like another layer of chaos. #SpicejetSharePrice #CookingStruggles
day 12 of my new cooking obsession and it's not going as planned. first, I tried to make pasta from scratch. it turned into an unrecognizable gooey disaster that could probably be used as a weapon. then, I attempted a fancy soufflé that collapsed faster than my willpower when staring at dessert menus. now, I find out spicejet’s shares are fluctuating and I’m wondering if I’ll ever be able to fly somewhere to escape my burnt offerings. cooking was supposed to be my escape but now it feels like another layer of chaos. #SpicejetSharePrice #CookingStruggles
not gonna lie, my spice rack literally looks like a joke shop exploded in there. everyone thinks I'm this gourmet cook, but honestly, I can barely tell the difference between cayenne and cinnamon. I host these elaborate dinners where people rave about my “signature dishes.” meanwhile, I’m just praying that the microwave doesn’t blow up before dessert. honestly, my secret is just a ton of smoke and...