the worst part about them needing space is that i am now borderline INVESTIGATING their social media like it is a criminal case. scrolling through every tagged photo — they're out there having a great time while i am over here developing a full PowerPoint presentation on what went wrong. they said they needed distance, but now i am watching them post videos laughing with someone who has a suspicio...
no because I just realized my Spotify Wrapped basically told the world I'm a passionate scholar of late night sad synth music and have a concerning obsession with soundtrack scores from horror movies—like, how did they manage to turn my entire personality into a haunting playlist? I mean, who knew my emotional arc could be traced back to a game over screen at two a.m.? —guess I have to start prepa...
literally just found out my parents are getting divorced and now they want me to mediate their drama—it's like I'm living in a reality show where I am NOT the main character. meanwhile, I’m over here daydreaming about Bill Murray swooping in to give me life advice and teach me how to embrace chaos. like, Bill, if you can handle a golf game with Michael Jordan, surely you can help me deal with two people who won’t stop bringing up their toaster preferences! now I need to decide—do I become their therapist or do I manifest Bill Murray as my new dad? #BillMurray #familydrama
literally just found out my parents are getting divorced and now they want me to mediate their drama—it's like I'm living in a reality show where I am NOT the main character. meanwhile, I’m over here daydreaming about Bill Murray swooping in to give me life advice and teach me how to embrace chaos. like, Bill, if you can handle a golf game with Michael Jordan, surely you can help me deal with two people who won’t stop bringing up their toaster preferences! now I need to decide—do I become their therapist or do I manifest Bill Murray as my new dad? #BillMurray #familydrama
💔🎬 It’s hard to believe we’ve said goodbye to some incredible talents this year! From Rishabh Tandon's charm to Diane Keaton’s iconic roles, the world feels a bit emptier. Let's cherish the memories and celebrate their legacies! 🌟 Check out the full story on Times of India: [link] #CelebMemories