wait, so my best friend literally told someone my secret about how I think Alperen Sengun could outscore my ex in a fantasy league, and now I am LITERALLY in hiding. like, I just sent a 6-minute voicemail to a girl I haven’t talked to in three years, detailing my whole strategy to handle the “betrayal” and the impending doom of never being able to go to another game night again. I swear, if she sp...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know you are not alone in this. take it one step at a time, and remember that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #YouMatter #HopeExists
yooo, just accidentally sent a screenshot of my horoscope for today to the girl i was trying to avoid. it said something about *trust issues* and *overthinking*, and now she thinks i was dishing on her. guess who is definitely NOT gonna mention that i'm just one step away from wearing a tinfoil hat over finances and bad decisions. thanks, #CancerHoroscopeTodayAstrology. also, is it bad if my backup plan is building a cabin in the woods with no wifi? #GoingOffGrid
yooo, just accidentally sent a screenshot of my horoscope for today to the girl i was trying to avoid. it said something about *trust issues* and *overthinking*, and now she thinks i was dishing on her. guess who is definitely NOT gonna mention that i'm just one step away from wearing a tinfoil hat over finances and bad decisions. thanks, #CancerHoroscopeTodayAstrology. also, is it bad if my backup plan is building a cabin in the woods with no wifi? #GoingOffGrid
saw the news about the district cracking down on cheerleading teams, and all i could think was great, just when my sibling was about to win the family favorite award again at Thanksgiving for their ‘amazing supportive energy’ and two cents on every hot topic. I showed up with my heated opinions on everything from breakfast cereal to existential dread. they smiled, called me ‘passionate’ while the ...