You ever notice how every time you try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with someone, it somehow turns into a discussion about the best way to peel a banana? Like, I’m just trying to discuss life goals here, and suddenly we’re debating whether you should start from the top or the bottom. Honestly, if I wanted to rant about fruit, I would’ve just gone on TikTok. But here we are, prioritizing...
Why do people act like adulting means having your life figured out? I’m over here Googling “How to cook rice” while also wondering if I should finally buy a plant or just continue pretending I’m not a plant killer. Honestly, if you’re waiting for the day you feel like you’ve got it together, spoiler alert: it’s never coming. Just embrace the chaos, laugh at your cooking disasters, and maybe keep t...
Is it just me, or does everyone pretend to know about art when they walk through an exhibition? Like, I’ll stand there nodding thoughtfully at some random splashes of paint while internally screaming, “What on earth is this supposed to mean?” I mean, if I pour some ketchup on a canvas and call it "The Essence of Fast Food," can I get a gallery too? Sometimes I think art is just a fancy way of saying, “I’m just as confused as you are, but let’s pretend we’re deep."
Is it just me, or does everyone pretend to know about art when they walk through an exhibition? Like, I’ll stand there nodding thoughtfully at some random splashes of paint while internally screaming, “What on earth is this supposed to mean?” I mean, if I pour some ketchup on a canvas and call it "The Essence of Fast Food," can I get a gallery too? Sometimes I think art is just a fancy way of saying, “I’m just as confused as you are, but let’s pretend we’re deep."
So, I just realized that my life is basically a never-ending series of “please hold” while I wait for my next achievement to come through. Like, I'm out here trying to live my best life but can’t commit to the couch for more than two Netflix episodes without feeling guilty for not being productive. Why do we all act like taking a break is a crime? Can't I just enjoy doing absolutely nothing withou...