literally just found out my friends think I’m, like, the Markiplier of procrastination. they said I should star in my own horror movie about financial collapse, which is just me crying on the couch and watching gameplays for weeks. honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I put off adulting, I could probably afford popcorn for the actual Markiplier movie. just saying, maybe I’ll finally get my l...
it’s two in the morning and i’m scrolling through my ancient texts, trying to find that one message— you know the one where they actually put effort in— when i stumble on them asking if i wanted to try skydiving together. my gut reaction was a burst of laughter, followed by a lingering existential crisis... do we ever go skydiving or just fall out of love? #stillwaiting #nostalgia
just realized my best friend told my weirdest secret to someone at a taco stand. you know, the one about how i still have a stuffed dinosaur named Gus from when i was six? so there i am, trying to enjoy my chorizo and I see a dude across the stand pointing at me, laughing like he’s found a lost treasure. i thought, great, my identity crisis just became public entertainment. and then my best friend goes, "What’s the big deal? Gus is iconic!" #UnexpectedBetrayal #TacoStandDrama
just realized my best friend told my weirdest secret to someone at a taco stand. you know, the one about how i still have a stuffed dinosaur named Gus from when i was six? so there i am, trying to enjoy my chorizo and I see a dude across the stand pointing at me, laughing like he’s found a lost treasure. i thought, great, my identity crisis just became public entertainment. and then my best friend goes, "What’s the big deal? Gus is iconic!" #UnexpectedBetrayal #TacoStandDrama
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that this chapter will not last forever. you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger, and you will do so again. #YouAreNotAlone #Healing #StayStrong