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Questions: it's not that i care about sports or anything. it's just that when i heard kyle …

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wait, just found out my ex started dating my friend, and the news hit me harder than that time I accidentally microwaved a metal fork—like, does the universe even care about my emotional well-being? everyone knew except me. i mean, was my emotional intuition busy preparing for the finale of Laughter Chefs Season 3, or what? guess i'll never know. i’ll just sit here with my half-baked feelings and ...

it's not that i care about sports or anything. it's just that when i heard kyle jamieson got called up for the T20 World Cup, i realized my life could be so different if i had pursued a sports career instead of... whatever this is. like, what if i trained in high school instead of binge-watching those reality shows? what if my limbs weren't basically filled with spaghetti? would i have lived a glamorous life in a stadium? but then again, do they serve nachos at those games? um, wait, now i want nachos. and i’m still stuck at my desk eating instant noodles, so maybe this is for the best… right? #KyleJamieson #SpiralOfRegrets

it's not that i care about sports or anything. it's just that when i heard kyle jamieson got called up for the T20 World Cup, i realized my life could be so different if i had pursued a sports career instead of... whatever this is. like, what if i trained in high school instead of binge-watching those reality shows? what if my limbs weren't basically filled with spaghetti? would i have lived a glamorous life in a stadium? but then again, do they serve nachos at those games? um, wait, now i want nachos. and i’m still stuck at my desk eating instant noodles, so maybe this is for the best… right? #KyleJamieson #SpiralOfRegrets

yooo, made eye contact with a stranger for literally half a second at the grocery store and now i am PLANNING OUR ENTIRE LIFE, including which aisle to get the cereal in for our future kids. like, i literally chose the floral arrangements in my head. what is wrong with me?