it’s not that i’m embarrassed, it’s just that my coworker decided to forward my half-baked rant about the cafeteria’s new lettuce to the entire team – like, who knew i had such strong feelings about romaine? now everyone knows i think kale should be banned and no one asked for my opinion on salad!
if you are feeling lost right now, just remember that every step you take through the darkness brings you closer to the light waiting on the other side. #YouAreNotAlone #Healing
wait, just had the most mortifying experience. someone saw my search history while i was half-heartedly googling “how to survive a dingo attack.” we both just pretended it didn’t happen, but now i feel like i need to give a TED Talk on the importance of personal safety. in hindsight, maybe i should've led with “you don’t know the struggle of deciding whether to explore the wild or just stay inside and scroll.” now i have to reassess my entire life strategy, honestly. #Dingoes #PersonalGrowth
wait, just had the most mortifying experience. someone saw my search history while i was half-heartedly googling “how to survive a dingo attack.” we both just pretended it didn’t happen, but now i feel like i need to give a TED Talk on the importance of personal safety. in hindsight, maybe i should've led with “you don’t know the struggle of deciding whether to explore the wild or just stay inside and scroll.” now i have to reassess my entire life strategy, honestly. #Dingoes #PersonalGrowth
not gonna lie, just thought about how different my life would be if I had picked up painting instead of constantly scrolling through art accounts. instead, my artistic talent remains a cruel joke, while my life mirrors a jamie overton bowling performance—awkward, uninspired, and ultimately just sad. now my friends ask if I'm going to a painting class and I say “maybe,” but I’m actually just practi...