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its three in the morning and my brain is going in circles after reading about the match between the Netherlands women and Thailand women. my life choices have been haunting me, like, why do I even care so much? meanwhile, my laundry from three weeks ago still sits in a pile, and I have an 80s love ballad on repeat. somehow, the thought of Dutch cricket makes me feel like a total failure for never ...

day 11 of writing a heartfelt letter to a random cat I met in the park. it’s 4 pages long, detailing how their eyes remind me of sunsets and how they definitely understand existential dread. I know they don’t care, but honestly, it feels great to get my feelings out. too bad they keep sauntering off like they have a better life to lead.

how is it that my parents were my age when they had their lives completely together while i'm here binge-watching documentaries about CHA EUN-WOO's tax issues, contemplating if i should create an imaginary bank account? i realized they had real responsibilities and i can barely keep a plant alive, but i know everything about this celebrity’s legal troubles. it's like the only thing i've successfully manifested is a deep emotional attachment to a famous person’s questionable financial choices. now i'm worried my biggest life achievement will be mastering the art of finding chaos in my obsession over an unattainable heartthrob. #ChaEunWoo #ExistentialCrisis

how is it that my parents were my age when they had their lives completely together while i'm here binge-watching documentaries about CHA EUN-WOO's tax issues, contemplating if i should create an imaginary bank account? i realized they had real responsibilities and i can barely keep a plant alive, but i know everything about this celebrity’s legal troubles. it's like the only thing i've successfully manifested is a deep emotional attachment to a famous person’s questionable financial choices. now i'm worried my biggest life achievement will be mastering the art of finding chaos in my obsession over an unattainable heartthrob. #ChaEunWoo #ExistentialCrisis

what if i told you i got into a full-blown parasocial beef with a fan account over the bridgerton cast? i don’t even know what sparked it. i commented something completely innocent about my loyalty to benedict, and next thing i know, i’m blocked and staring at my own reflection in the screen, questioning my life choices like i’m in a period drama. #BridgertonCast #fanbeef