the way that everyone picked sides at the imaginary Hogwarts house cup and i ended up in the house that literally does not exist. like, who knew being in “leftover house” meant standing in the corner during all the house parties. the weirdest part? i accidentally became the unofficial mascot for their bizarre pancake appreciation club. guess it’s time to perfect my flapjack chant.
last night i discovered my friends have a whole other chat without me while i was updating my personal email about my thoughts on the new scarlett johansson movie. as i typed my dramatic insights on the philosophical implications of horror films, i realized that i cannot even get a group text going. they could be discussing our non-existent plans while i'm sitting here in the dark analyzing why we...
not gonna lie, i just calculated how long it would take to save for a really cool six-foot inflatable dinosaur and realized it will take longer than my actual lifespan, so now i am considering taking up interpretive dance just to fund my dreams. suddenly, i am passionately applying to be the world’s first inflatable dinosaur performance artist, and my friends will be left wondering why they have to get tickets to my solo shows. #inflatablegoals #dancetodinosaurdreams
not gonna lie, i just calculated how long it would take to save for a really cool six-foot inflatable dinosaur and realized it will take longer than my actual lifespan, so now i am considering taking up interpretive dance just to fund my dreams. suddenly, i am passionately applying to be the world’s first inflatable dinosaur performance artist, and my friends will be left wondering why they have to get tickets to my solo shows. #inflatablegoals #dancetodinosaurdreams
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