not gonna lie, I accidentally started a side hustle buying and reselling those collectible spoons from random roadside attractions. lowkey thought it would just be a fun hobby, but now I’m using my spoon profits to cover my grocery bills. my family thinks I’m starting an investment fund, while I'm really out here gatekeeping the rarest spoon from a now-defunct giant muffin restaurant. who knew bei...
last night, I turned down a chance to be in a documentary about the “uttarakhand jhanki in republic day twenty twenty-six” because I thought it would lead nowhere. then today, I woke up to see the same director announcing the lead role was given to someone else. they literally looked so good in the teaser, now I'm just spiraling and questioning all my life choices. if they don't hire me for the se...
it's not that i’m desperate—it's just that i have an entire speech ready for when i get the call about winning a baking competition that does not exist. i even visualized my hair blowing in the wind while my imaginary audience claps—i could taste the non-existent trophy— i practiced crying fake happy tears. then my oven just broke—guess that is fate's way of saying i should stop manifesting sourdough glory in a reality where i can't even preheat the oven. #delusionaldreamer #sourdoughdrama
it's not that i’m desperate—it's just that i have an entire speech ready for when i get the call about winning a baking competition that does not exist. i even visualized my hair blowing in the wind while my imaginary audience claps—i could taste the non-existent trophy— i practiced crying fake happy tears. then my oven just broke—guess that is fate's way of saying i should stop manifesting sourdough glory in a reality where i can't even preheat the oven. #delusionaldreamer #sourdoughdrama
i checked the weather app for the third time today, even though i already know i’m not going outside. the rain hasn’t changed. the sky is still the same shade of depressing gray. but just in case, you know, the sun magically appears and i miss my chance to bask in it, or something. honestly, it’s like waiting for a text that never comes... just a daily ritual of despair.