so, I finally texted my old neighbor that I was done with the seven-hour debates about where to put the trash cans and their reply was just "ok." like, ok? are you okay? we went through war over the compost bin. now it feels like I just set the house on fire and their response is more unbothered than my houseplants during winter... I mean, who even needs closure when you can have “ok?”
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this chapter is not the end of your story. it may feel heavy, but you have the strength to keep moving forward, even if it is just one small step at a time. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope #Encouragement
i just found out about this Surajkund Mela thing coming up and it hit me—will anyone even miss me if i just pretend to go? you know, like “oh wow, so busy being cool at the fair!” but actually, i'm just at home rewatching old crime documentaries and wondering if my plants like me or just enjoy the sunlight... #SurajkundMela2026 #existentialcrisis
i just found out about this Surajkund Mela thing coming up and it hit me—will anyone even miss me if i just pretend to go? you know, like “oh wow, so busy being cool at the fair!” but actually, i'm just at home rewatching old crime documentaries and wondering if my plants like me or just enjoy the sunlight... #SurajkundMela2026 #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i definitely did not win. i mean, you never know when a podium moment might pop up, right? my delivery was spot on; i could almost hear the audience clapping. but then i realized, with my luck, they’d probably call up will ferrell to accept on my behalf. that guy can really steal the show, can’t he? #WillFerrell #CareerGoals