wait. just found out my company's email signature just got upgraded, and I'm not on the list. mean while, I was creating my new title for when I inevitably become the CEO. I know, delusional, but every visionary needs a plan. I can already see the headline now: “local woman competes with Chuba Hubbard for attention in the office.” I mean, if only they knew. #ChubaHubbard #Visionary
last night I realized I spent five years organizing my sock drawer instead of, like, pursuing my actual dreams, while someone else named "Marco" gets the spotlight for whatever political drama. I mean, what if my socks are the closest I’ll ever get to success, you know? and here I am, contemplating a career in... knitting or something. #Marco #existentialcrisis
ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who just bought a house and has a perfect garden, so I spent the whole afternoon looking up plant care tutorials, thinking maybe if I had a monstera I could pretend I was thriving. meanwhile, I realized my most committed relationship is with the weird potato plant in my kitchen that is probably judging me right now. like, can I get a home, or should I just focus on growing my ability to keep plants alive, which clearly seems to be a lifelong struggle? #plantparenting #cousinenvy
ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who just bought a house and has a perfect garden, so I spent the whole afternoon looking up plant care tutorials, thinking maybe if I had a monstera I could pretend I was thriving. meanwhile, I realized my most committed relationship is with the weird potato plant in my kitchen that is probably judging me right now. like, can I get a home, or should I just focus on growing my ability to keep plants alive, which clearly seems to be a lifelong struggle? #plantparenting #cousinenvy
not gonna lie, my "treat yourself" purchase felt like a well-deserved hug until the credit card bill slapped me like a plot twist in a bad soap opera, and then I see the news about the vedanta demerger and I’m over here wondering if I can split my life into five different companies to cope with the financial chaos, like can my life be restructured for less emotional damage too? #VedantaDemerger #e...