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Questions: lmao, so I looked in the mirror and—wait for it—saw my parents looking back, lik…

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ever scroll through your old school’s alumni page and check out that one kid who always had more participation trophies than friends? yeah, well i just discovered he’s now a professional cheese sculptor. i KNOW i shouldn't have checked, but i just needed to see how much more bizarre his life got since that science fair he blamed on aliens. so now i’m left questioning everything while imagining my ...

lmao, so I looked in the mirror and—wait for it—saw my parents looking back, like WHAT? and I'm like, bruh, if this is some weird genetic time-travel thing, sign me up for the family reunion on Mars. honestly, if my dad’s hairline is the price of eternal youth, then I might need to start practicing my "fading away into the cosmos" moves right now. like, how do I even manifest that?!

lmao, so I looked in the mirror and—wait for it—saw my parents looking back, like WHAT? and I'm like, bruh, if this is some weird genetic time-travel thing, sign me up for the family reunion on Mars. honestly, if my dad’s hairline is the price of eternal youth, then I might need to start practicing my "fading away into the cosmos" moves right now. like, how do I even manifest that?!

so i spent three hours researching the secret lives of vintage book collectors, convinced it would make a killer dinner party topic — only to discover they’re mostly just lonely souls with musty homes. i told everyone my new “interest” was revitalizing libraries — but deep down, i just wanted an excuse to hoard books without explaining why my living room looks like a mausoleum for dead trees. mayb...