yooo, just got caught practicing my "thank you" speech for an award I haven’t even been nominated for, and honestly I had it all planned out, like I was gonna tear up while mentioning my 5th grade science project, which I accidentally blew up in the cafeteria. why was I so ready for my big moment… it’s only Monday.
if you are navigating a tough time right now, it is okay to feel overwhelmed. just remember that this moment does not define you, and it will pass. take a deep breath, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #MentalHealthSupport
wait, my family keeps bringing up my ex, like they’re trying to stage a comeback for someone they never dated. every time my mom mentions “but remember how charming he was?” i just want to scream that my current partner makes me feel like i just walked into a library after four cups of coffee. yesterday, while watching the match between Netherlands and Thailand, it hit me. maybe that’s their game plan: match my love life with a squad that knows how to dominate. now i’m planning revenge fantasies where my life becomes a T20 tournament. keep an eye out, family. #NetherlandsWomenVsThailandWome #RevengeGoals
wait, my family keeps bringing up my ex, like they’re trying to stage a comeback for someone they never dated. every time my mom mentions “but remember how charming he was?” i just want to scream that my current partner makes me feel like i just walked into a library after four cups of coffee. yesterday, while watching the match between Netherlands and Thailand, it hit me. maybe that’s their game plan: match my love life with a squad that knows how to dominate. now i’m planning revenge fantasies where my life becomes a T20 tournament. keep an eye out, family. #NetherlandsWomenVsThailandWome #RevengeGoals
ok but remember when your parent says “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed”? well, my mom said that while looking at the six cartons of expired yogurt in my fridge. i felt that disappointment pierce my soul. like, wow, what was i thinking? guess those probiotics will just have to manifest my life choices.