last night I accidentally voice-texted my therapist about how I fantasized about getting revenge on the guy who took my parking spot at the grocery store. like, it got intense. I detailed how I would confront him with a detailed presentation on the rights of all rightful parkers while he just... stood there confused. then I hit send and remembered that maybe I should not have included how I though...
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yooo, just casually liked a post from Emma Raducanu while scrolling, thought I was stealthy, but no, it sent a notification. so now, I’m imagining her seeing it and thinking I’m some kind of super fan, when really, I was just deep-diving on my couch in pajamas, wondering if my life will ever be as exciting as a tennis match. i mean, i can barely get through a grocery run without having an existential crisis about whether i should really try that new hummus flavor or just stick to the classic. and then it hits me… what if Emma Raducanu is out here living her best life, and I’m stuck panicking over a chickpea dip? #EmmaRaducanu #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, just casually liked a post from Emma Raducanu while scrolling, thought I was stealthy, but no, it sent a notification. so now, I’m imagining her seeing it and thinking I’m some kind of super fan, when really, I was just deep-diving on my couch in pajamas, wondering if my life will ever be as exciting as a tennis match. i mean, i can barely get through a grocery run without having an existential crisis about whether i should really try that new hummus flavor or just stick to the classic. and then it hits me… what if Emma Raducanu is out here living her best life, and I’m stuck panicking over a chickpea dip? #EmmaRaducanu #ExistentialCrisis
literally just walked in on my mom in the kitchen mixing cereal with peanut butter and she looked me dead in the eyes and said 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' like... lady, I thought we were making breakfast, not starting a culinary war that nobody asked for.