You ever notice that every time you try to do something healthy, like going for a jog or eating a salad, your brain suddenly remembers that there’s a pint of ice cream in the freezer? It's like my body has a built-in sabotage mechanism. "Oh, you're trying to be fit? That's cute. How about you binge-watch three seasons of a show instead?” Honestly, at this rate, my fitness goal is just to run faste...
I’ve spent way too many nights trying to convince myself that my 2-hour Netflix binge is “productive self-care” when I know deep down it’s just me avoiding my laundry. Like, how did I end up with 3 different superhero series on the go and not one matching sock? Honestly, if my life had a soundtrack, it would just be me sighing at the laundry pile while wishing I could unlock the “sudden adulting” ...
Why do we always say “money can’t buy happiness” when we all know a pizza at 3 AM when you're binge-watching a show feels a lot like joy? Is happiness just overpriced therapy sessions and fancy vacations disguised as a “meaningful life”? Like, if I’m spending half my paycheck on a fancy coffee, isn’t that just me buying happiness, one overpriced latte at a time? Am I the only one who feels like adulting is just figuring out what makes you happy and trying to afford it?
Why do we always say “money can’t buy happiness” when we all know a pizza at 3 AM when you're binge-watching a show feels a lot like joy? Is happiness just overpriced therapy sessions and fancy vacations disguised as a “meaningful life”? Like, if I’m spending half my paycheck on a fancy coffee, isn’t that just me buying happiness, one overpriced latte at a time? Am I the only one who feels like adulting is just figuring out what makes you happy and trying to afford it?
Why do they say "follow your passion" like it's some easy GPS route? My passion for napping and scrolling TikTok seems to be doing a pretty good job steering me towards my couch rather than a fulfilling career. Honestly, what’s the deal with that advice? Can’t we just admit that most of us are just trying to figure out how to survive adulthood without an instruction manual? It’s like they expect u...