yoo, so my parents showed up unannounced and found me having a full-on debate with my cereal about whether it’s a breakfast food or a midnight snack. they were looking at my microwave dinner like it was an art installation. i could hear my dad muttering about “what’s wrong with this generation” while i tried to explain it’s called “culinary freedom.”
the way that i keep going back to the guy who licks his fingers after eating pizza is a real plot twist, because who knew greasy hands would feel more comforting than my self-respect? no one asked, but here i am, justifying it with “he loves cheese as much as i do.”
not gonna lie, i checked my screen time report and thought, "at least my thumbs are getting a workout." i figured a few extra hours were due to binging Bridgerton trailers and hoping the next season has more drama than my life, which isn't hard to top. but when i saw my total hours, i realized i could have read a classic novel or learned to cook a new dish, but here i am, emotionally invested in fictional dukes while my laundry pile mocks me. now, if only i could get a candlelight concert to serenade me while i ignore all the chores, life would be golden. #Caba #TimeWellSpent
not gonna lie, i checked my screen time report and thought, "at least my thumbs are getting a workout." i figured a few extra hours were due to binging Bridgerton trailers and hoping the next season has more drama than my life, which isn't hard to top. but when i saw my total hours, i realized i could have read a classic novel or learned to cook a new dish, but here i am, emotionally invested in fictional dukes while my laundry pile mocks me. now, if only i could get a candlelight concert to serenade me while i ignore all the chores, life would be golden. #Caba #TimeWellSpent
it's 2am and i just found out my plans for the weekend involve another 'voluntold' work shift while i wanted to binge-watch Elena Rybakina serve aces at the Australian Open instead. why is it that i can flawlessly create dating profiles but can never manage to schedule my own escape? should i just start lying and say i have a 'mandatory family commitment'... to the couch? #ElenaRybakina #EscapePla...