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Questions: i once had this brilliant idea for a birthday gift for my cousin. it was a gourm…

no because the way that I texted my whole heart out—using dramatic metaphors about stars and galaxies—and all I got back was “ok” like I just ordered a sandwich? I was picturing him weeping, maybe even some poetry, and instead I felt like I was on one of those weird family group chats where aunt Karen asks if anyone wants gluten-free snacks—no one ever responds. I’m not saying I wanted a whole sce...

if you are in a tough place right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. this season of life is challenging, but just like all seasons, it will eventually change and bring new beginnings. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing

i once had this brilliant idea for a birthday gift for my cousin. it was a gourmet cheese basket, but not just any cheese, like, rare artisan stuff. so what happens in the family group chat? everyone praises my aunt’s idea of a cookie cake. i’m sitting there imagining my cheese dreams being crushed. moral of the story: never let your family know you have taste. they'll just ruin your culinary ambitions with frosting.

i once had this brilliant idea for a birthday gift for my cousin. it was a gourmet cheese basket, but not just any cheese, like, rare artisan stuff. so what happens in the family group chat? everyone praises my aunt’s idea of a cookie cake. i’m sitting there imagining my cheese dreams being crushed. moral of the story: never let your family know you have taste. they'll just ruin your culinary ambitions with frosting.

i just liked a post about brandi carlile while searching for my ex’s new girlfriend's profile and i panicked so hard that i accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. i swear i almost apologised to the furniture—like, sorry desk, didn’t mean to make you the witness to my social media breakdown. now my laptop might drown, and i can't decide if it's worse that my browsing skills are that obvious...