it's two in the morning and i'm staring at a wall covered in glow-in-the-dark stars while contemplating my new identity as a “professional shoelace artist.” i made a thousand dollars last month selling custom designs to children who probably have better taste than me. as i sit here imagining my fame on the cover of a magazine, i realize i’ve never actually tied a shoelace... and maybe it was too a...
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i was just sitting at my desk thinking about how i would definitely lose a match to elena rybakina in a friendly tennis game. meanwhile, my new coworker comes in like a whirlwind, trained by me, mind you. after five days, she gets a raise. now i'm over here contemplating if training is just a fancy word for a one-way ticket to pay cuts. just the other day, she asked me for a pencil while i was trying to figure out how i would afford lunch. still not sure who’s winning this game. #ElenaRybakina #officefail
i was just sitting at my desk thinking about how i would definitely lose a match to elena rybakina in a friendly tennis game. meanwhile, my new coworker comes in like a whirlwind, trained by me, mind you. after five days, she gets a raise. now i'm over here contemplating if training is just a fancy word for a one-way ticket to pay cuts. just the other day, she asked me for a pencil while i was trying to figure out how i would afford lunch. still not sure who’s winning this game. #ElenaRybakina #officefail
not gonna lie, the news about the power outage hit differently when I just realized my entire social life is like that—totally disconnected and dark. spent hours this week texting my friends about hot chocolate ideas to bond over in the cold. they ghosted me like a light switch turned off—and here I am, half-wrapped in blankets, pretending I don’t know they switched groups. still plotting the perf...