WhisperDog

Questions: just found out my friend group picked sides in a debate over whether pineapple b…

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not gonna lie, I literally just spent three hours organizing my collection of inflatable flamingos by size and color while singing the entire soundtrack from an animated movie I do not remember. then, while admiring my perfectly curated garden of plastic friends, I accidentally kicked one into the neighbor’s yard and panicked like I just started World War Three. honestly, I still haven't retrieved...

just found out my friend group picked sides in a debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and somehow i’m the referee. like, how did this turn into a war of culinary morals? now i’m just sitting here wondering if the real crime is the fact that i never even liked pizza... what’s wrong with me?

just found out my friend group picked sides in a debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and somehow i’m the referee. like, how did this turn into a war of culinary morals? now i’m just sitting here wondering if the real crime is the fact that i never even liked pizza... what’s wrong with me?

it's not that i'm obsessed with organizing my extensive collection of novelty paperclips. it’s just… i have them sorted by color, shape, and potential to spark joy. honestly, i started dreaming about the paperclip aesthetic and now i'm considering their emotional impact on my mental stability. who knew i’d need therapy for my PLANNING STRATEGY with paperclips when they can be replaced by someone w...