literally had to explain to my family why my social media looks like i am a Monaco superfan when honestly, i do not know who the players are. they found a post where i said “when i watch Monaco, i feel more alive than when i pay bills.” now they think i have a gambling problem. how do i explain i was just making a joke while crying into my leftover takeout? #RealMadridVsMonaco #UnexpectedFandom
if you feel like you are stuck in a dark tunnel, remember that every tunnel eventually leads to light, and you have the strength to find your way through. #Encouragement #InnerStrength
wait. you ever feel that rush when you treat yourself—like buying a thousand tiny pillows because the cute cat on the tag convinced you it would “totally change your life”? fast forward to the credit card bill—my relatives are asking if we should have an intervention, like no, please, I’d rather sit through Sushant Singh Rajput’s entire filmography than admit I cannot physically lift my new pillow fortress off the bed. #SushantSinghRajput #relatable
wait. you ever feel that rush when you treat yourself—like buying a thousand tiny pillows because the cute cat on the tag convinced you it would “totally change your life”? fast forward to the credit card bill—my relatives are asking if we should have an intervention, like no, please, I’d rather sit through Sushant Singh Rajput’s entire filmography than admit I cannot physically lift my new pillow fortress off the bed. #SushantSinghRajput #relatable
just found out that my coworker's bio updated on the company page while i was refreshing my own LinkedIn for the tenth time. their title is now “director of innovation.” great. meanwhile, I’m over here barely directing my microwave when it beeps at me. it hit harder because I was binge-watching the Australia versus Japan U-19 game when I saw it. my crush texts me mid-game saying they might drop by...