I spent a solid week binge-watching this new series on Netflix that everyone hyped up, only to realize I basically just marinated in mediocrity. Like, did I really need to see another cliché love triangle and predictable plot twist? Honestly, I could’ve written a better ending while scrolling through TikTok. Now I'm two weeks behind on life, all for a show that felt like eating cardboard. How do I...
I just spent an entire Sunday cleaning my apartment like I was preparing for a home makeover show, only for my roommate to come back with takeout and leave a trail of greasy boxes everywhere. Honestly, I could start a reality show called "Cleaning for Nothing" because apparently, I’m doing it all for the thrill of seeing my own floor. Is it too much to ask for a little appreciation or do I just ha...
Why do we always say "money can't buy happiness" when literally every time I buy a new video game it feels like Christmas in my heart? Like, is buying a gaming console for the umpteenth time a sign of maturity or just an adult version of "look, a shiny toy!"? I’m pretty sure if I had unlimited funds, I’d still be sitting at home in my PJs leveling up instead of getting that ‘real’ happiness society pushes us towards. Can we just be real about this?
Why do we always say "money can't buy happiness" when literally every time I buy a new video game it feels like Christmas in my heart? Like, is buying a gaming console for the umpteenth time a sign of maturity or just an adult version of "look, a shiny toy!"? I’m pretty sure if I had unlimited funds, I’d still be sitting at home in my PJs leveling up instead of getting that ‘real’ happiness society pushes us towards. Can we just be real about this?
Why do we always ask "How was your day?" when we all really mean "Please tell me something interesting so I don’t have to share my boring life”? I mean, if you’re going to tell me about your commute and lunch, can we at least skip to the part where you spill the tea on the coworker who keeps microwaving fish in the break room? It's like we're all stuck in this polite charade—how about we shake thi...