WhisperDog

Questions: literally went to get a new phone last week. spent an hour talking to the salesp…

not gonna lie, my parents just decided that after coming out four years ago, they would simply ignore it like it was a bad Wi-Fi connection; they are actively setting up matrimonial profiles for me on shaadi.com, and all I can think is, the internet knows my preferences better than my own family, like how absurd is that? like, here I am quietly hoping they will at least ask me about my weekend pla...

not gonna lie, my parents treated my dowry negotiation like a flea market auction. they haggled over how many gold chains would get me a decent washing machine while I stood there, half-convinced my worth was reduced to kitchen appliances and random stuff from IKEA. like, do they think they can buy my happiness with a blender? I felt like I was one wrong move away from being sold off for a set of ...

literally went to get a new phone last week. spent an hour talking to the salesperson at the mall, who was trying to convince me to upgrade for the fifth time. finally, he asked why I was hesitant. I told him the last time I upgraded, I ended up in a giant corporate database, feeling like a name instead of a person. it just… feels weird when everyone assumes I'm ready to embrace the next shiny gadget. am I supposed to keep up with all this? like... what if I just want a phone that doesn’t record my every move?

literally went to get a new phone last week. spent an hour talking to the salesperson at the mall, who was trying to convince me to upgrade for the fifth time. finally, he asked why I was hesitant. I told him the last time I upgraded, I ended up in a giant corporate database, feeling like a name instead of a person. it just… feels weird when everyone assumes I'm ready to embrace the next shiny gadget. am I supposed to keep up with all this? like... what if I just want a phone that doesn’t record my every move?

i still remember that time i thought it would be cute to surprise my roommate by bringing home cupcakes from that little bakery downtown. well, turns out they were the exact same flavor i had given my ex for our anniversary last year. my roommate took a bite, looked at me with those big eyes, and said, "did you break up with him just for the cupcakes?" my face turned so red, i had to awkwardly lau...