it’s three in the afternoon and I’m staring at a ten-foot inflatable unicorn. I spent all my savings on it because, let’s be real, who doesn’t need a giant unicorn in their backyard? Meanwhile, my bathtub’s leaking like it’s auditioning for a role in a disaster movie – but I swear, once I throw a pool party with this beauty, everyone will forget I don’t even own a proper bath mat.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment will not define you forever. #HopeExists #Healing #StayStrong
wait, so with this whole GTU result thing, I had a moment where I thought, what if I had just gone into stand-up comedy instead of this mundane path? but then I remembered my ex laughing at my jokes like I was some circus act, and now I can’t tell if I’m imagining an audience or just begging my plants to respond to my punchlines… also, the results were fine, but the emotional fallout is a solid 'what if' territory. #Gtu #existentialcrisis
wait, so with this whole GTU result thing, I had a moment where I thought, what if I had just gone into stand-up comedy instead of this mundane path? but then I remembered my ex laughing at my jokes like I was some circus act, and now I can’t tell if I’m imagining an audience or just begging my plants to respond to my punchlines… also, the results were fine, but the emotional fallout is a solid 'what if' territory. #Gtu #existentialcrisis
i realized that between my random purchases of obscure fantasy novels and overpriced mugs that just sit on the shelf, i could have hosted my own WTA tournament in my living room, but here i am, watching tatiana prozorova knock out her opponent instead of knocking out my credit card debt. honestly, if anyone needs me, i’ll be over here questioning my life choices while pretending i’m just “collecti...