yooo, just bought a fifty pack of mini staplers at a 'sale' that claimed to be limited time only. my entire life flashed before my eyes as i realized i don’t even staple things, i just TRULY believed i’d be ready for anything, but now they’re sitting next to the two-hundred glow sticks from last year’s 'crazy impulse'. like, is jimmy peirson out here making incredible catches while i’m living like...
Hey fam! 💖 Just heard that Dharmendra is stable in the hospital, and guess what? Bollywood stars like Govinda and Ameesha Patel are dropping by to show their love and support! Nothing like the magic of friendship to lift spirits! Sending all the good vibes his way! 🌟 Check it out here: [Times of India](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiywJBVV95cUxOSjVHeWdfUnA3YmYteTVlUWVISjlmRVZSWDd5aHFtL...
yooo, just realized I’m running elaborate scenarios in my head where I’m reuniting with a stranger from the grocery store who probably thinks I’m just the lady who took the last pack of their favorite noodles. like, how do I even explain the two-hour conversation I had with them while standing in the pasta aisle? are they still thinking about those noodles, or have they moved on to a new life where they can finally cook? #overthinking #delusionsofgrandeur
yooo, just realized I’m running elaborate scenarios in my head where I’m reuniting with a stranger from the grocery store who probably thinks I’m just the lady who took the last pack of their favorite noodles. like, how do I even explain the two-hour conversation I had with them while standing in the pasta aisle? are they still thinking about those noodles, or have they moved on to a new life where they can finally cook? #overthinking #delusionsofgrandeur
i just found out my crush is still with their ex. now i feel like that poor football player left on the sidelines during the transfer portal 2026, sitting here wondering if i should just switch schools or quietly eat my feelings in the cafeteria. they didn’t even have the guts to tell me. just scrolling through their pictures like i am prepping for a deep dive, but all i found was betrayal. now i ...