wait, so steve young is getting praised for youth health stuff? meanwhile, i’m sitting here debating whether i can survive on cereal for another week. sent a screenshot of my work chat to my boss instead of my best friend, obviously just to confirm my talent for disaster. like, how am i supposed to channel steve young’s inspirational vibes when my biggest achievement today was not crying in the sh...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a moment for yourself. this tough season will pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away. #Encouragement #HopeExists
—so I was crouched behind my vintage refrigerator, debating whether it’s a legitimate health hazard to eat expired mustard, when my roommate walked in and I had to own it— like, surprise! I’m not just procrastinating, I’m making a daring culinary choice that would terrify even a seasoned chef— turns out, making yourself small while battling your internal crisis in a food bunker just adds a certain flair to the dramatic solitude of life choices.
—so I was crouched behind my vintage refrigerator, debating whether it’s a legitimate health hazard to eat expired mustard, when my roommate walked in and I had to own it— like, surprise! I’m not just procrastinating, I’m making a daring culinary choice that would terrify even a seasoned chef— turns out, making yourself small while battling your internal crisis in a food bunker just adds a certain flair to the dramatic solitude of life choices.
it's not that i’m worried about my search history being exposed. it’s just... well, the last thing i need is someone seeing my frantic Googling about how to perform a voodoo ritual to curse my ex’s favorite sports team. and now i’m thinking about the Kings and 76ers game and like... do i root for the Kings or throw my hands up in defeat because my relationship life feels as chaotic as their play s...