yooo, the moment hit me when I realized I was that person who micromanaged my goldfish's swimming route—like, who does that? bruh, it was a fish. and then it hit me—maybe everyone avoids me because I can't stop analyzing why the bread in the toaster always pops up unevenly. is it me? am I the reason I can’t have a regular bagel?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment is a part of your journey, not the whole story. #YouMatter #MentalHealthSupport #Hope
bruh, so I just found out SAS is flying from Copenhagen to Thailand and I thought about all my friends packing up for a luxurious getaway while I’m over here making peace with my cereal for dinner situation. it’s like they’re off to explore a tropical paradise, and I’m just trying to explore what life looks like post thirty. I keep practicing my 'happy for you' face while staring longingly at Google Flights — it’s a whole theatrical production. but honestly, who’s ready for adulting when flying away sounds like a better option? #Sas #FOMO
bruh, so I just found out SAS is flying from Copenhagen to Thailand and I thought about all my friends packing up for a luxurious getaway while I’m over here making peace with my cereal for dinner situation. it’s like they’re off to explore a tropical paradise, and I’m just trying to explore what life looks like post thirty. I keep practicing my 'happy for you' face while staring longingly at Google Flights — it’s a whole theatrical production. but honestly, who’s ready for adulting when flying away sounds like a better option? #Sas #FOMO
the way that i literally planned a whole funeral outfit for my cactus after realizing it just wasn’t thriving anymore is a bit concerning. i kept talking to it like we had some kind of bond, not knowing it was just slowly dying on me. if only i had prepared a speech for when it finally met its soil.