have you ever found yourself clinging to a stranger's life like it matters? i spent hours following the details of someone else's day, convinced we had a connection. why do i wave at the screen, waiting for a response that will never come? it’s like shouting into the void, realizing you care more than they ever will.
wait, do you ever feel like your family's expectations are like a super annoying side quest that you never asked for, like literally every time I go home, it's all "why aren’t you like your cousin who is literally on his fifth degree?” and I’m sitting there thinking “because I’m not built for academia, Karen!” like, can we just eat the weird potato salad and not interrogate my life choices?
so my situationship introduced me to this person as "a friend," right? but then I ended up awkwardly explaining how I used to binge-watch a show that literally peaked during CNY vibes while sweating over my life choices like – what am I doing with my life – I’m financially stressing because I thought there was going to be a break-up right when CNY is around the corner, and now I’m looking at my bank account like it should be on one of those reality shows about bankruptcy - but hey, at least we can buy virtual goods for CNY twenty twenty-six! maybe that’ll magically fix everything. #Cny2026 #whatdoido
so my situationship introduced me to this person as "a friend," right? but then I ended up awkwardly explaining how I used to binge-watch a show that literally peaked during CNY vibes while sweating over my life choices like – what am I doing with my life – I’m financially stressing because I thought there was going to be a break-up right when CNY is around the corner, and now I’m looking at my bank account like it should be on one of those reality shows about bankruptcy - but hey, at least we can buy virtual goods for CNY twenty twenty-six! maybe that’ll magically fix everything. #Cny2026 #whatdoido
yooo, saw my classmate's wedding video and all I could think was, “bruh, I’m still scrolling through memes while they’re over here living their best life.” i feel like i'm stuck in a blockchain of my own making, where everyone else has 100,000 transactions a second and i'm just over here trying to figure out if i can afford avocado toast next week. #BlockchainApplications #FOMO