it’s 2am and i just watched my fifth TikTok about someone getting their dream dog while i’m here still googling how to take care of a plant that is literally dying in my window. it’s like everyone around me is upgrading to 2.0 versions of their lives and i can barely run the software update on myself. they’re out here with luxury pooches, while i can't even figure out how to wash my favorite pair ...
last night, i watched the highlights of the T20 match and thought about how jason holder is racking up records while i’m literally stuck binge-watching shows in my childhood room. everyone is moving forward—cousins buying flats, friends dating, and here i am, overthinking how my ex still manages to be happier alone than i ever was with them. honestly, it’s exhausting living in a world where everyo...
sometimes i scroll through wedding photos and remember how i almost tripped over my own feet while catching the bouquet, and it was in that moment i realized my biggest fear is that i might end up the designated auntie at every wedding for the rest of my life, drinking the punch and praying the DJ doesn’t play that one song that reminds me of my best friend who’s now off living her ‘happily ever after’ while i’m stuck here checking the stats of jason holder like that’s gonna fill the void, yaar, matlab samjho na, even my cat is judging me right now. #JasonHolder #existentialcrisis
sometimes i scroll through wedding photos and remember how i almost tripped over my own feet while catching the bouquet, and it was in that moment i realized my biggest fear is that i might end up the designated auntie at every wedding for the rest of my life, drinking the punch and praying the DJ doesn’t play that one song that reminds me of my best friend who’s now off living her ‘happily ever after’ while i’m stuck here checking the stats of jason holder like that’s gonna fill the void, yaar, matlab samjho na, even my cat is judging me right now. #JasonHolder #existentialcrisis
ever feel like you're the only one who missed the memo on adulthood? like, literally everyone I know is posting pictures of their new kitchens and shiny cars, while I’m just here, trying to figure out how to replace the missing button on my winter coat. it's wild how people are discussing interest rates like they’re talking about the weather, while I’m over here calculating how many instant noodle...