no, but the way that my parents brag about my job like I’m rolling in money makes me feel like an imposter. they introduce me as "MNC mein kaam karta hai" while I’m secretly eating maggi for dinner again because I barely make it to the next paycheck. nobody knows I’ve got a hidden debt hanging over me like a cloud. I should be proud, right? but every time someone asks about my salary, I just nod a...
no because I literally named my future goats after the worst characters from that random movie I only saw once in high school. who does that? like, why did I decide a future animal should carry the burden of “Voldemort” and “Catwoman”? honestly, do I even want those vibes in my life, or am I just manifesting chaos like it’s my part-time job? I mean, how is this my reality, and why can’t I think of...
its 3am and i just realized the only team in my life winning is the cricket squad. matlab, bhai, while everyone's swiping left and right, im over here looking at my unopened messages like a cricket fan eyeing a match for just one run. i watch my crush joke about his fantasy cricket league but when i suggested sharing an actual meal, he looked at me like i just proposed to sponsor a jersey. and here i am, alone, cheering for the players on my screen instead of in my love life. no romantic boundaries were crossed but hey, at least my phone battery's fully charged for all this... disappointment, hai na? #CricketWorldCup #LifeFail
its 3am and i just realized the only team in my life winning is the cricket squad. matlab, bhai, while everyone's swiping left and right, im over here looking at my unopened messages like a cricket fan eyeing a match for just one run. i watch my crush joke about his fantasy cricket league but when i suggested sharing an actual meal, he looked at me like i just proposed to sponsor a jersey. and here i am, alone, cheering for the players on my screen instead of in my love life. no romantic boundaries were crossed but hey, at least my phone battery's fully charged for all this... disappointment, hai na? #CricketWorldCup #LifeFail
yooo, just saw that stock market news and bruh—my credit card bill is judging me harder than my aunties at family functions. it feels like every week i'm scrolling through financial tips while my bank account is whispering "are you serious?" nobody talks about living in this silent stress. just pretending i'm okay while debt hangs over my head like a heavy cloud. but hey, at least my toxic friends...