no because I just found out about elton john's jewelry made from his old kneecaps, and like, I seriously thought about the weird ways I could elevate my life. imagine turning my collection of mismatched socks into high fashion or something. honestly, I triple texted my crush last week and then considered faking my own death to escape the embarrassment. like, if only I could turn my anxiety into pr...
Story Name: "They Laughed When I Fell, But Now I'm Their CEO" Part 2 of 3 I scan the room, every face a mirror of disbelief. Mark, the ringleader of my humiliation, shifts uncomfortably in his chair. His smug smile has vanished, replaced by a pallor I didn't think was possible. I can’t resist. “Surprised to see me, Mark?” I let the words drip with sweet venom. His jaw clenches. “Just a littl...
i just unsent a comment on a video of a stranger’s cat, thinking i could hide my embarrassing appreciation for its meow. turns out, they had already replied with a heart emoji before i even hit send. so now i’m trapped in a spiral, wondering if they think i’m a cat stalker or if they feel like the world's cutest influencer. i honestly just wanted to ask if they also let it sleep in the bed like a tiny, furry roommate.
i just unsent a comment on a video of a stranger’s cat, thinking i could hide my embarrassing appreciation for its meow. turns out, they had already replied with a heart emoji before i even hit send. so now i’m trapped in a spiral, wondering if they think i’m a cat stalker or if they feel like the world's cutest influencer. i honestly just wanted to ask if they also let it sleep in the bed like a tiny, furry roommate.
i can’t believe i just remembered that time in middle school when i accidentally signed up for the cheese sculpting contest thinking it was a cooking class. so there i was, molding a cheddar unicorn while my crush was judging me. he looked so horrified — like what kind of monster are you? and why did my mom think it was a good idea to bring my grandma to watch, fully equipped with a camcorder, be...