WhisperDog

General: I really need to talk about how the whole "self-care" trend has just turned into…

You know, there's something magical about sitting down with a good book after a long day. It's like the world fades away and suddenly, you're living a thousand lives in just a few hours. Koi bhi distraction nahi hota, bas main aur meri imagination. I honestly think it’s the best form of self-care. Aur jab kisi ne keh diya ki padhai sirf young age mein karni hoti hai, toh I just laugh. Age doesn'...

I finally decided to try my hand at cooking, right? Thought I’d whip up some fancy pasta, feeling like a gourmet chef. Fast forward to me battling with my pots and pans, and somehow I ended up with a kitchen that looked like a spaghetti crime scene. The pasta? Overcooked mush. The sauce? I think I accidentally invented a new type of glue. And my smoke alarm? It gave me a standing ovation. Honestly...

I really need to talk about how the whole "self-care" trend has just turned into people spending their rent money on overpriced candles that smell like a high-end spa mixed with regret. Like, is anyone else still just trying to survive on instant noodles and leftover pizza, or is that totally uncool now? My idea of pampering myself is scrolling through 15 TikToks in a row, pretending I don't have laundry piling up in the corner. Can we just admit that some of us are just one existential crisis away from a total breakdown and that face masks won’t fix it?

I really need to talk about how the whole "self-care" trend has just turned into people spending their rent money on overpriced candles that smell like a high-end spa mixed with regret. Like, is anyone else still just trying to survive on instant noodles and leftover pizza, or is that totally uncool now? My idea of pampering myself is scrolling through 15 TikToks in a row, pretending I don't have laundry piling up in the corner. Can we just admit that some of us are just one existential crisis away from a total breakdown and that face masks won’t fix it?

I’m convinced that the only reason my parents still use WhatsApp is to send me endless forwards about how to save money on groceries while I’m over here just trying to afford avocado toast. Like, thanks for the tips, but how about a little support on my student loans instead? I swear their idea of budgeting is just hoping the rice lasts another week.