today i quit my stable job to pursue my passion of… being an armchair football analyst. yeah, that’s a thing. now, while i’m holed up in my apartment analyzing the upcoming clash of Auckland FC vs Central Coast Mariners, i just realized i missed the safety net of a paycheck, you know? like, how did i end up here, desperately trying to justify the existential crisis unfolding while watching players...
it's not that i think about sandro mamukelashvili every day, it's just that every time i pass a mirror, i end up making eye contact with my reflection and thinking, “what am i doing with my life?” while he’s out there scoring points, i'm struggling to figure out if wearing mismatched socks to the grocery store is a fashion statement. so now i’m just here, intensely questioning if my sock game can be as STRONG as his, and no one told me life would turn out to be a poorly-executed game of comparison with an NBA player as my existential crisis. #SandroMamukelashvili #existentialfashiondrama
it's not that i think about sandro mamukelashvili every day, it's just that every time i pass a mirror, i end up making eye contact with my reflection and thinking, “what am i doing with my life?” while he’s out there scoring points, i'm struggling to figure out if wearing mismatched socks to the grocery store is a fashion statement. so now i’m just here, intensely questioning if my sock game can be as STRONG as his, and no one told me life would turn out to be a poorly-executed game of comparison with an NBA player as my existential crisis. #SandroMamukelashvili #existentialfashiondrama
it's not that i was waiting on a text, it's just that after three days of silence, my heart was preparing to write a heartfelt sonnet, only to receive a simple 'lol.' i looked at my phone and thought, is this the universe's way of telling me to just apply for those 22,000 government jobs and forget my dignity? i guess i'll stick with my dream of being a well-paid procrastinator. #RrbGroupD #jobsea...