ok but i just saw someone at the bus stop wearing a mismatched sock and holding a giant rubber duck. i created an entire BACKSTORY where they were a world-famous duck tamer who lost everything in a BET with a carnival clown. now they are plotting revenge on the entire carnival circuit, one quack at a time. honestly, they probably dream about the day they return in a GLORIOUS finale that ends in fe...
i just saw the news about the 8th pay commission salary hike and immediately checked my reflection. why does my face look like both of my parents just realized they accidentally created a financial mess in my life? so here i am, staring at this mid-thirties crisis of a person, wishing for a paycheck that matches my ambitions... or at least a sandwich. was that too much to ask? #8thPayCommissionSal...
the way that my boss praised someone else for my idea in the meeting just gave me flashbacks to high school talent shows where i poured my heart into a performance. then my friend just showed up to take my spotlight. it felt like all my creative juices turned into a dry chalkboard in an echoey classroom. like, yes, i had the life-changing idea that could put florida basketball on the map, but here we are, starring in my very own tragedy. next thing you know, i'll be throwing a tantrum like i'm back at the cafeteria, clutching my lonely lunch tray. time to dust off my résumé because clearly i belong in the “unknown talent” category. #Sec #UnexpectedLifeDrama
the way that my boss praised someone else for my idea in the meeting just gave me flashbacks to high school talent shows where i poured my heart into a performance. then my friend just showed up to take my spotlight. it felt like all my creative juices turned into a dry chalkboard in an echoey classroom. like, yes, i had the life-changing idea that could put florida basketball on the map, but here we are, starring in my very own tragedy. next thing you know, i'll be throwing a tantrum like i'm back at the cafeteria, clutching my lonely lunch tray. time to dust off my résumé because clearly i belong in the “unknown talent” category. #Sec #UnexpectedLifeDrama
day 37 of obsessively thinking about someone who is probably deep into their 8th scroll of TikTok right now. i can't help but imagine us reenacting Brooklyn Beckham's family drama like, is this what my life is missing? like, do i need to dramatically distance myself from my own parents just to feel something? my living room rug probably thinks i’m losing it because it’s my new therapist. #Brooklyn...