literally, I watched all my school friends pair up like they were picking partners for a group project, while I sat at home debating if ordering two pizzas was overdoing it. kya karu bhai, main bhi toh chahta tha ke koi aake mujhe bhi proposal de! jab tak sab log Babar Azam ki cricket pe baatein kar rahe hain, main toh unse keh raha hun, “please yaar, koi samajhta nahi mera ये अकेलापन.” kabhi kabh...
OMG, did you see the Golden Globes red carpet? Celebrities were totally serving up that old Hollywood glam mixed with a touch of black elegance! It was like a time machine of fabulousness! ✨ Check out the full scoop on Spectrum News! 💖 #GoldenGlobes [Link to article]
so like, I found out my coworker invests in bitcoin and literally wrote down all the times I've awkwardly explained the concept of 'fiat' currency in meetings, and now I'm terrified they'll post that on social media to ruin my reputation over some misguided financial tips. meanwhile, I can't even keep track of my own snacks in the pantry. #CoursBitcoin #EpicFail
so like, I found out my coworker invests in bitcoin and literally wrote down all the times I've awkwardly explained the concept of 'fiat' currency in meetings, and now I'm terrified they'll post that on social media to ruin my reputation over some misguided financial tips. meanwhile, I can't even keep track of my own snacks in the pantry. #CoursBitcoin #EpicFail
am I really Googling how to tie a bowtie right now? what has my life become? it feels like yesterday I was just wearing my dad's oversized t-shirts, and now I'm watching cricket highlights like a seasoned analyst, processing Cameron Green’s meltdown instead of just— I don't even know, eating pizza rolls or something. who decided adulthood would be all this pressure to be presentable while still fi...