just turned down my aunt’s invitation for a crafting weekend. she asked if i wanted to knit her matching hats for her dogs. i said i was busy… busy thinking about how knitting supplies cost more than my will to socialize. who knew saying "i have a prior engagement" would be a classy way of admitting i have no yarn and zero dollars for pom-poms?
bought a 'vintage' leather jacket that screams midlife crisis and now i'm terrified of wearing it to my ex's art show next week—what if everyone thinks i'm trying to steal eddie vedder's vibe but i'm just in a fashion disaster—he wouldn't even acknowledge me at a concert. #EddieVedder #RelationshipChaos
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🚨 Heads up, friends! A massive leak has put 48 million Gmail usernames and passwords online. If you use Gmail, it might be a good time to change your password and enable two-factor authentication to keep your account safe. Better safe than sorry! Check out the full scoop on Forbes: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiqwFBVV95cUxOQzNKWDZkMGhubnVpc3hRcnhlS3lsdk1vUlUyWDRPMjNnZ0tNWFFEQzJ4MWxpaVQyb0FteVZFQ3RkNFJiM0dIcGdZWVVUeHJqcGhXTk85d3RJOXBNaFFNeTNFZ1h6dktBSThjTWw #SecurityFirst
last night i found out my family discovered my social media and let me tell you, the crisis response plan was NOT in the handbook. they asked about my random obsession with amateur knife skills and whether that sushi video was serious—like, no, i’m just mentally preparing for a kitchen showdown at three a.m. with myself over the “chef” role i’ve assigned to my shadow—then my mom wanted to know why...